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abraxas1954
Topic :   What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.




09/01/2008 22:04:18


abraxas1954
Topic :   Lazy birds


Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Because it's too far to walk.



09/01/2008 22:02:10


abraxas1954
Topic :   The Living Statues

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These
statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said,
"Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought
enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby
give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you
desire."


And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled
at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of
bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues
giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.


After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.


Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"


The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"


Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"



09/01/2008 21:47:17


abraxas1954
Topic :   The genie and the redhead


A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK,  OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive my Vette over there to visit?"  The genie laughed , "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete-how much steel!  And the maintenance of that bridge! No - think of another wish." 

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I'm married to a redhead. So, I wish that I could under-stand her ...... know how she feels inside and what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment...... know  what she really wants when she says 'nothing'...know how to make her truly happy......I want to know how she can be so damn sexy one second and be the devils daughter, the next. I really want to under-stand her and how she thinks!" The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"



09/01/2008 04:51:49


abraxas1954
Topic :   Football begins

Well, it's that time of year. Training camp started this Sunday for the Washington Redskins
And just like every other year, my expectations are high. Once in awhile, the team actually lives up to my expectations, but to be perfectly honest, I'm happy if they just beat Dallas
. I'm looking forward to having another great defense and pretty good special teams, and am looking forward to possibly having a halfway decent offense. I hope there aren't too many downers this year like last year, but already on the first day of training camp, 2 defensive ends are out for the season. Now, picking up Jason Taylor within a couple of hours of loosing Daniels and Buzbee is a stroke of Vinnie Cerrato geneous. The focus on Dan Snyder going after big names ala Deon Sanders and Bruce Smith is a little much for me - the team hasn't been in that vein this year under newly named head man Vinny (GM for all intents and purposes). I'm willing to give him the benifit of the doubt for the time being. The fact that he got a big name to fill an immediate and valid need just speaks volumes to me. The eternal optimist is sitting here itching for the season to start. And did I mention - that we need to beat Dallas?


-Brax




07/22/2008 00:10:32


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06/30/2008 20:55:34


abraxas1954
Topic :   IslandBatty's Helpful Hints

Welcome to the LOST message board

IslandBatty
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Welcome all newcomers to the LOST General Message Board! If you post something, you need to know that your first post can't be editied....

I will bump this only when a new person comes along...

I am not the most knowledgeable or witty person on the message board... it took me a long time to figure this out and I thought it worth sharing...

Wondering about some fact? There are many wonderful websites for references: There are many websites devoted to LOST fans and these are only a few....lostpedia.com has excellent information as well as transcripts of the episodes:

http://lostpedia.com/wiki/Main_Page

 

darkufo has a website that has all kinds of stuff (and spoilers) but you can find screen caps:

http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/

another excellent fan website that has transcripts:

http://www.lost-tv.com/

or this one

http://www.lostfaq.info

this one is also helpful:

http://gallery.lost-media.com/displayimage-1379-874.html

When someone posts a link (like I did in the post above) - you can click on it - look at it and return back here... you don't need to copy/paste the link into your browser, nor open a second internet browser to keep the message board open....

About the Reply Quote..... Batty's Box in a Box lesson: ... first click reply quoted at the bottom of the post...then wait a sec... then when the screen appears hit the enter button a few times to drop it down below their words... then start typing your reply way over on the left side of the screen. To reply to a reply already in a box -just reply to the part of the quote you feel is important. You can delete the stuff you don't want to appear.... then hit enter then start typing TO THE LEFT of the previous quote. This helps the posts stay shorter and the boxes don't go into those long rectangles. Also ..that way your reply does not appear inside their box... Note: critical keys to success - hit enter to drop down below the previous quote, delete stuff that doesn't need to be repeated, and move to the left o



06/28/2008 00:18:28


abraxas1954
Topic :   How does a lawyer sleep in bed at night?

First he lies on one side and then changes to the other and lies on that side.


06/20/2008 01:29:41